Welcome to the patch! This one is a kush-dominated hybrid for the everyday. Allow the mind to relax into creativity so you can finally write that Grammy-winning record! Grab a pen, order some brunch, and kick back with this ripe-tasting favorite.
hand picked – limitless – malibu morning brunch
Come on, hotties, let’s go party! Get ready to dance, play, and relive those endless summer days filled with fun and imagination. This fun and fruity sativa offers a euphoric, clear-headed high — perfect for a girls’ night in, a hot beach day with your fave Ken, or a chill day by the pool!
pink starfruit – playful – daytime skinny-dip
“The Heavy Hitters Green Crack THCv Gummy is designed to be a lean, mean, green machine, ready to get you high and hyped, without the hunger. Green Crack, also known as “Green Crush”, is a potent, uplifting super-sativa, descended from the storied Skunk #1 strain, and a still unknown landrace indica.
With a kiwi and melon forward flavor, and amped with a bold 2:1 ratio of THC and energizing THCv, these gummies pack 30mg of total cannabinoids per piece, enough to get you flying high and ready to seize the day, minus the munchies.
Gluten Free | Dairy Free | Nut Free
STRAIN TYPE / PHENOTYPE: Sativa
“Get ready for a sweetly tart, big apple flavor that unleashes a focused and driven, creative high followed by calming effects that will leave you in a perfectly relaxed state.
20MG THC / Piece (2 Servings / Piece) Gluten-Free | Dairy Free | Nut Free
STRAIN TYPE / PHENOTYPE: Hybrid
Using a powerful combination of THC and CBN delivered by the velvety flavor of black cherries, Lights Out Midnight Cherry is the undisputed Heavyweight Champion of night-time confections, pummeling you with right hooks of heavy relaxation and always winning with a stunning KO.
Gluten-Free | Dairy Free | Nut Free
STRAIN TYPE / PHENOTYPE: Indica
This 100mg THC mini chocolate is made with our incredible 72% vegan dark chocolate dusted with Jacobsen sea salt. It’s perfect for anyone looking for a small chocolate bite that packs a punch. 72% Cacao Vegan Soy-Free Gluten-Free Full-Spectrum Extract1/10 PIECE PER SERVING | 10 SERVINGS PER PACKAGE
Wind down and snuggle up with a bite of Fair Trade dark chocolate dusted with Jacobsen vanilla bean sea salt. Infused with CBD, CBN and THC in a 1:1:1 ratio, the sleepy indica effects will keep you dreaming all night long. 72% Cacao • Vegan • Soy-Free • Gluten-Free • Microdose Friendly 1 PIECE PER SERVING | 10 SERVINGS PER PACKAGE
Scotti Biscotti is a refined yet powerful hybrid that blends old-school gas with modern dessert richness. The nose is unmistakable: buttery biscotti, toasted nuts, and sweet cream layered over classic OG earth and fuel. On the smoke, it delivers a smooth but commanding profile — cookie dough sweetness up front followed by piney OG gas and a warm, slightly spicy finish. The high unfolds in stages — uplifting and mood-boosting at first — before easing into a calm, grounded body effect that never feels overwhelming. Scotti Biscotti is for those who appreciate balance — where legacy gas meets contemporary flavor in a clean, confident package.
Neon Marker is a vibrant sativa-leaning hybrid built for clarity, flavor, and lift — a sharp collision of bright sherbet sweetness and smooth, modern gas. Its aroma jumps off the jar immediately: citrus zest, sweet marker ink, and creamy candy notes layered with a hazy, herbal edge. The smoke is clean and expressive, washing the palate with lemon candy, sweet cream, and a light gassy finish that stays crisp and refreshing. The high comes on quick — uplifting, focused, and mentally electric — sparking creativity and conversation before settling into a balanced, clear-headed calm. Neon Marker is for those who want their flower loud but polished — energetic, flavorful, and unmistakably modern.
Zkittlez is a flavor-forward classic that remains timeless — bright, expressive, and unmistakably sweet. Its aroma bursts out of the jar with tropical candy, citrus fruit, and sugary rainbow notes, underscored by a soft herbal funk. The smoke is smooth and vibrant, coating the palate with fruit chews, sour candy, and a light, earthy finish that keeps it grounded. The high is gentle but effective — uplifting, mood-enhancing, and easygoing — offering a clear, relaxed headspace with a subtle body calm that makes it endlessly approachable. Zkittlez is for those who chase flavor first — playful, joyful, and effortlessly smooth.
A heavy-hitting indica that combines the best of Wedding Crasher and Kush Mints, delivering a smooth ride of relaxation and euphoria. Expect a tingly, blissful experience as this strain melts away stress and anxiety, leaving you in a state of complete calm. With its signature blend of mint, vanilla, and a hint of ammonia, Hippie Crasher’s flavor profile is as bold as its effects. Ideal for those seeking a potent escape, this strain will have you kicked back, unwinding, and feeling blissfully at ease.
Butterfingaz is smooth, cozy, and feel-good all the way through. The high comes on warm and euphoric, lifting your mood while gently relaxing the body without knocking you out. Calm, comfortable, and easygoing—perfect for melting stress, easing tension, and settling into a positive headspace. Sweet, nutty vibes with a creamy finish make it an ideal end-of-day smoke.